…or what the client is saying, versus what it really means.

“Simple Linux” – Custom “Linux-from-scratch”, with elaborate and undocumented configuration that no one can replicate in cloud environment;
“We have DevOps” – Multiply any estimates at least by 2 to implement a working DevOps solution;
“We use Docker” – “We checked the tutorials for worst Docker practices, and did everything that was specified there”;
“Tested and working” – We did not test it

Have some more DevOps related translations, or fun stories? Drop them in the comments!